Where Can You Buy Left Handed Clubs?
If your wife/partner were to ask you this question “What would you do if I died?” . What’s your reply?
What would you do if I died?
A definite no-win question.(The real answer, of course, is “Buy a Corvette and a Boat”). WARNING: No matter how you answer this, be prepared for at least an hour of follow-up questions, usually along the these lines:
WOMAN: Would you get married again?
MAN: Definitely not!
WOMAN: Why not-don’t you like being married?
MAN: Of course I do.
WOMAN: Then why wouldn’t you remarry?
MAN: Okay, I’d get married again.
WOMAN: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)
WOMAN: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
MAN: Where else would we sleep?
WOMAN: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her?
MAN: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
WOMAN: And would you let her use my golf clubs?
MAN: She can’t use them; she’s left-handed
WOMAN: – - – silence – - –
MAN: Oh ( expletive deleted).
So what say you? Me, I’ll just go for “Oh Sh!t!!”
My Husband: It would be hard, I wouldn’t know what to do.
Me: Would you marry again?
He: No, I couldn’t. I wouldn’t ever find another woman I could love like I love you. You treat me special.
Me: But it would be okay, God doesn’t mean for us to be alone in life.
He: No. Really. I would go back to living in the woods or become a river rat. (He’s always wanted to live as a river rat…shudder)
Him asking me the same: I would follow you.
And I would.
EDIT:
We’ve had this conversation before. I am in very poor health and 10 years his senior. It isn’t likely that I’ll live many more years and I don’t want him to be alone. If you genuinely love someone, their happiness is paramount.