Where Can You Buy Left Handed Clubs?


If your wife/partner were to ask you this question “What would you do if I died?” . What’s your reply?

What would you do if I died?

A definite no-win question.(The real answer, of course, is “Buy a Corvette and a Boat”). WARNING: No matter how you answer this, be prepared for at least an hour of follow-up questions, usually along the these lines:

WOMAN: Would you get married again?

MAN: Definitely not!

WOMAN: Why not-don’t you like being married?

MAN: Of course I do.

WOMAN: Then why wouldn’t you remarry?

MAN: Okay, I’d get married again.

WOMAN: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)

WOMAN: Would you sleep with her in our bed?

MAN: Where else would we sleep?

WOMAN: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her?

MAN: That would seem like the proper thing to do.

WOMAN: And would you let her use my golf clubs?

MAN: She can’t use them; she’s left-handed

WOMAN: – - – silence – - –

MAN: Oh ( expletive deleted).

So what say you? Me, I’ll just go for “Oh Sh!t!!”

My Husband: It would be hard, I wouldn’t know what to do.

Me: Would you marry again?

He: No, I couldn’t. I wouldn’t ever find another woman I could love like I love you. You treat me special.

Me: But it would be okay, God doesn’t mean for us to be alone in life.

He: No. Really. I would go back to living in the woods or become a river rat. (He’s always wanted to live as a river rat…shudder)

Him asking me the same: I would follow you.

And I would.

EDIT:

We’ve had this conversation before. I am in very poor health and 10 years his senior. It isn’t likely that I’ll live many more years and I don’t want him to be alone. If you genuinely love someone, their happiness is paramount.